ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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