Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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