Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Shame is for Republicans.
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