i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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