this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
he was CRYING into my vagina
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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