Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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