did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Quick, to the slutcave!
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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