What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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