theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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