I wannas sexs uuuuu
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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