haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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