That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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