"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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