Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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