when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
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