He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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