Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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