Don't make out with my wife yet
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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