Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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