so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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