We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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