We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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