Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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