Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
My bed is full of blood and feathers
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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