I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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