I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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