Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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