laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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