Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
He told me they were just razor bumps!
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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