No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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