new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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