last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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