I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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