sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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