Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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