Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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