Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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