what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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