he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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