no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Come share oat with me in your robe
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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