doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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