She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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