I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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