I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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