Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
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That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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