You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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