I can tuck mytits in my pants
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
my poor anus
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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