remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Hippo gnu deer
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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