Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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