Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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