You work out of a Hotel?
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Randomize
